typing test

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Speed test

Thanks to Tiffani, I got a little too obsessed with this one! What are your typing skill like?

Funny!

This made me laugh and I just had to share.... Enjoy!

Ways to Maintain A Healthy
Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8 Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much

Sore throats

I never realized how much I took advantage of swallowing before this sore throat of mine. Ice cream and popsicles have been my best friend! :)

UUGGHH!

I thought I was doing so good, taking my vitamins RELIGIOUSLY every day, exercising, eating healthy. Somehow I STILL managed to get the Flu anyways! So Breigh and I are at home desperately trying to nurse ourselves back to health. My hubby is at the store getting my meds right now and once I can sip my cinnamon TheraFlu, I'll be a new woman. Wish us luck!

MEN!

So, I get this call at work from my husband telling me that Breigh has a fever and I need to pick her up from school. Here is our conversation.

Todd: Hey, the school just called and said Breigh has a fever of 109.

Me: 109!?!?!?!? are you sure?

Todd: Yeah, it's not like it's 110 or 112?

I then hung up with him, RAN over to the school (which is just across the street). I get to the school and the nurse says "Oh, hi.. Breigh has a little fever of 100.9 and we need to send her home." I just about died. 100.9 NOT 109! MEN!

Tagged.... You're it!

I can
1. Bake to my heart's content.
2. Sing... my 8-year-old thinks I'm the best!
3. Clean like nobody's business.

I can’t make
1. My plants grow.
2. myself thin by not changing my habits
3. crafts

I am
1. a hard worker
2. content
3. happy

I was
1. a softball player
2. very shy
3. single

I hope
1. to have a great relationship with my kids
2. see my family soon
3. to get out of debt soon

I love
1. my husband
2. my kids
3. my family

There you have it! What do you think your answers will be? Get thinking, and then pass the fun along on your blog. Unless I’m the only one that loves doing and reading these things!

5 Things I Like About Me!

Ok, so I've been challenged, and we all know I never turn down a challenge...lol! I feel kind of funny talking about myself, but I think this is a really healthy thing to do, especially since I'm trying to lose weight and positive thinking is something I need to work on. I've been asked to write 5 things I like about me, so here goes:

1. I have really great skin. I am 31 years old and I get comments from people all the time at how great my skin is. They think I'm 18 and it feels so great to reveal my real age!

2. I have great hair. I haven't found anyone that has the versatility and color that I seem to get away with. I can wear straight and curly (more straight than curly, I have issues with having poofy hair....lol). I'm the envy at the hair salon!

3. I like the curves of my body. I don't really now how to justify this one without sounding silly, so I'll move on...lol!

4. I like the color of my eyes... green. There's not a lot of the "green-eyed" ladies out there and I really like mine!

5. wow... this is harder than i thought. ummm.... I guess I have a cute nose.

who's next?